<![CDATA[Borowitz Report: Featured Stories]]> http://borowitzreport.com/ <![CDATA[Levi Johnston’s Convention Diary]]> Dear Dude,

There is some seriously WEIRD FUCKIN SHIT goin on up in here!!!

So I get off the plane in Minnesota and the first thing I know some creepy old dude who smells like my gra...]]> Wed, 03 Sep 2008 19:40:00 GMT <![CDATA[Palin Blames Daughter's Pregnancy on Media]]> Coming out on the offensive after a day of controversy, presumptive GOP vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin said today that the media was to blame for making her daughter Bristol pregnant.

<...]]> Tue, 02 Sep 2008 21:20:00 GMT <![CDATA[McCain: Obama Lacks Experience Running 5,000-Person Town in Alaska]]> Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz) used the announcement of his vice-presidential pick, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin,  to blast the experience of his Democratic rival, Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill), ar...]]> Fri, 29 Aug 2008 13:20:00 GMT <![CDATA[New McCain Ad Attacks Obama Kids]]> In what might be his most controversial attack ad in a campaign dominated by them, presumptive G.O.P. presidential nominee John McCain today launched a new TV spot attacking Sen. Barack Obama (D-Il...]]> Tue, 26 Aug 2008 10:35:00 GMT